5 x 7 card that shows a the words, "It's the thought that counts, so you'll not be needing an expensive card then? There's a worldwide depression on you know." The inside reads, "Happy Birthday." There's a small message at the bottom that says "Why not recycle to save the economy? Who knows, this card could become a Christmas card. It will be a hell of a coincidence and rather a shame, given the many options."
