5 x 7 card showing the words, "This card is the very least I could do, and believe me, I tried REALLY hard to do less. There's a worldwide depression on you know." The inside reads, "Happy Birthday." There is a small message at the bottom that says, "Why not recycle to save the economy? Who knows, this card could become a party hat, worn by Tom Cruise in an (unsuccessful) effort to make him appear interesting."
